another moral hangover. fuck.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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