Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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