Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
