No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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