So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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