problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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