Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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