we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
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Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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