Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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