How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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