Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
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there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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