The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
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Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
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I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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