so explain again why im purple
no
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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