she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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