she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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