I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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