That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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