Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
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Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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