Sry I called you an 8
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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