Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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