Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
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Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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