my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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