so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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