would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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