Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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