Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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