We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
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Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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