okay pat passed out under dana's car
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
He is an equal opportunity slut.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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