I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
My vagina just recognized that song.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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