There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Did you pee in the oven last night??
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
