But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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