so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
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I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
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I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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