his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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