before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
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