So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
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that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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