i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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