i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
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Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
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Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
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