She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
You ate ashes out of my bong
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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