He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
Your cock deserves a montage
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Sext me about skeletons
where are my eyebrows?
So here I am, sexting at work.
tell me about the fingering
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