She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
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I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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