Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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