ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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