Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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