I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
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Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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