she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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