I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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