Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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