bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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