Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
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Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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