Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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