If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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