just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
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The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
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We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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