Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
