farters have to be the big spoon...
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
your like the ambassador to my penis.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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