Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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