i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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