i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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