Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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