Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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